Notorious P.A.T. | keys
Bio
My people came to this country seeking musical asylum under executive order of then President Gerald Ford. At age 8, I built my first piano using the neighbor’s tree and my father’s ‘68 GTO (he’s still mad about that). I made mixed-tapes in my parents’ basement until my band, Hot Buttered Newt, placed 5th in a local talent contest. Outraged, we smashed our gear, went back to school and got day jobs. Fast-forward to 2014, after a 48-hour marathon of “Amadeus” on Netflix, I lost consciousness and had a vision. Kid Sparkle dressed as Mozart appeared and said: “Wake the funk up and get fly… get SuperFly!” Closed the shop, sold the house, bought a ticket to the East Side.
Oh, and I’m dating your ex-girlfriend.
Fun facts:
Oh, and I’m dating your ex-girlfriend.
Fun facts:
- Motto: My motto’s always been when it’s right it’s right, why wait until the middle of a cold, dark night?
- Catchphrase: That is not my dog
- Favorite color: Brunette
- Favorite food: Left-overs
- Superpower: Tritone chord substitution
- Likes: Ice cream, kittens, corporate tax loopholes, Tums®, pants
- Dislikes: Size C batteries, bubbles the size of my head, Randy Newman, stupid answers, Nike®
Photo editing by Jason Lindstrum
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