I was found on the corner of 5th and Michigan in South Milwaukee laying face down and motionless in the street. A woman saw this and frantically pulled over her car. Fearing someone had run me over, she rushed to my aid and screamed for someone to call an ambulance. As help arrived, they were starting to move my limp body. They were checking me for injuries, and then I came to! I quickly assessed the situation, grabbed my toys and ran back into the yard. I guess you're not supposed to take a nap in the street? Time #1 being embarrassed @ age 3...

Fast forward to the future. I saw a dude playing a low groove on the bass and thought that was the coolest thing ever!! I wanted to be that guy. So I picked up those 4 strings and learned every single bass line that ever existed. Then one day someone saw me jammin’ some mean bass lines and said: "Wow! That is amazing! You're playing that cello just like a bass!" That was time #2 being embarrassed...

I vowed never to be embarrassed again! That's when a guy in sequins showed up and said: “Son, come play in my band SuperFly, and you'll never be embarrassed again!”.

Fun facts:

• Motto: Pants are always optional
• Catchphrase: I'd do that……..
• Favorite color: Leather
• Favorite food: I just like eating at the Y...
• Superpower: Can bring sexy back
• Likes: Animals, girls with cowbells, BBQ pork ribs, athletic shoes, sweating
• Dislikes: Killing stuff for fun, dress shoes, lady deodorant