Dirty Low | bass
Fast forward to the future. I saw a dude playing a low groove on the bass and thought that was the coolest thing ever!! I wanted to be that guy. So I picked up those 4 strings and learned every single bass line that ever existed. Then one day someone saw me jammin’ some mean bass lines and said: "Wow! That is amazing! You're playing that cello just like a bass!" That was time #2 being embarrassed...
I vowed never to be embarrassed again! That's when a guy in sequins showed up and said: “Son, come play in my band SuperFly, and you'll never be embarrassed again!”.
- Motto: Pants are always optional
- Catchphrase: I'd do that……..
- Favorite color: Leather
- Favorite food: I just like eating at the Y...
- Superpower: Can bring sexy back
- Likes: Animals, girls with cowbells, BBQ pork ribs, athletic shoes, sweating
- Dislikes: Killing stuff for fun, dress shoes, lady deodorant
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