Notorious P.A.T. | keys
Oh, and I’m dating your ex-girlfriend.
- Motto: My motto’s always been when it’s right it’s right, why wait until the middle of a cold, dark night?
- Catchphrase: That is not my dog
- Favorite color: Brunette
- Favorite food: Left-overs
- Superpower: Tritone chord substitution
- Likes: Ice cream, kittens, corporate tax loopholes, Tums®, pants
- Dislikes: Size C batteries, bubbles the size of my head, Randy Newman, stupid answers, Nike®
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